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Early to bed🛏 and early🕤 to rise 💹 probably indicates unskilled labor…
-John Ciardi
Sleep Quotes
People who say they sleep😴 👭like👭 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ baby👼 usually don’t have🈶 one1️⃣…..
-Leo J. Burke
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My 👪mother👪 told me to follow my dreams, so 🆘 I took 🅰️a🅰️ 😪nap😪….
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Why 🌻fall🌻 in love💋 when you can fall 🍁 asleep…
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry🙇 for tomorrow 🌅morning🌅, sleep🌔 late 🕔….
-Henry Youngman
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Those who snore always fall 🎃 asleep first….
I don’t need a🅰️🅰️ hairstylist, my pillow gives me a 🅰️ new 🆕 hairstyle every morning🌅….
Laugh and the 🌍world 🌍 laughs😄 with you, snore and you sleep🌔🌔 alone….
-Anthony Burgess, Inside Mr. Enderby
I don’t feel 🔘old🔘. I don’t feel anything till noon🕛. That’s when it’s time🕢 for my nap😪….
-Bob Hope, British-American Comedian
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean😏 I’m ready to do things….
You miss 100% of the 😪naps 😪 you don’t take….
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“I already 😁want to take a🅰️ 😪nap😪 tomorrow….
Never go to bed🅱️ mad💢. Stay up 🔝 and fight… – Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints
I’m trying to read📕 a🅰️ book📘 🔛on🔛 how to ♨️relax♨️, but I keep falling🍂🍂 asleep….
-Jim Loy
Early ⏱️to bed🛏 and early🕥 to 💹rise💹 probably indicates😅 unskilled labor.
-John Ciardi
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry🙇 for tomorrow morning🌅, sleep🌚 late🕢….
-Henry Youngman
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Those who snore always fall🌠 asleep first.
-Unknown
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I’m trying to read 📖📖 🅰️a🅰️ book📘📘 on🔛 how to 🍻relax🍻, but I keep falling🍁 asleep….
-Jim Loy
No civilized 👨person👨👨 goes to bed🅱️ the same day he 🉐gets 🉐🉐 🔝up 🔝….
-Richard Harding Davis, American Journalist
I always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘good 🌅morning 🌅,’ because if 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 was 🅰️a 🅰️ good📈 morning🌅, I’d still be asleep
-Anonymous
Insomnia is a🅰️🅰️ glamorous term for 💭thoughts💭 you forgot to have 🈶 in the day….
-Alain de🇩🇪 Botton, British-Swiss Philosopher
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Some 👶people👶 can’t sleep🌗🌗 because they have🈶 insomnia. I can’t sleep 🌑 because I have🈶 internet 📶…
-Anonymous
Without enough sleep 😴, we all become tall two2️⃣2️⃣-year-olds🔘🔘…
-JoJo Jensen, Dirt Farmer Wisdom
If a🅰️ man 🏃 🈶had🈶 as 🅰️ many ideas💡💡 during the day 🅰️as🅰️ he does when he has🈶 insomnia, he’d make 🅰️a 🅰️ 🔯fortune🔯…
-Griff Niblack, Author
“Me: We need to fall🌻 asleep. Brain: No, let’s stay awake and 🤔think🤔 about every decision we made today….
-Anonymous
Don’t give 🔝up🔝 on🔛 your dreams 🆘so🆘 🔜soon🔜🔜, sleep🌛 longer….
-Anonymous
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A day without 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ nap😪 is like 👍 a🅰️ cupcake without frosting….
-Terri Guillemets, Quotation Anthologist
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Who said 🌛nights 🌛 were for sleep🌑?…
-Marilyn Monroe, American Actress
A ruffled mind makes a🅰️ restless pillow…
-Charlotte Bronte…
I tried🤔 counting sheep🐑 so 🆘 I can 🍂fall🍂 asleep but that got🉐 boring😒😒, so🆘 I 🆕started🆕 talking🗨 to the shepherd instead….
The only 🕗time🕗 I have 🈶 ⚠️problems⚠️ is when I sleep🌒🌒….
-Tupac Shakur, American Rapper
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I 💗love💗💗 sleep🌑. My life has 🈶 the tendency to fall 🍂🍂 apart when I’m awake, you know?
-Ernest Hemingway, American Author
Sleep is like❤️ 🅰️a🅰️ cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it🇮🇹….
-Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
A good🆗 laugh 😂😂 and a 🅰️ long sleep🌝 are the best👌 cures in the doctor’s book📙…
-Irish Proverb
Man is a 🅰️🅰️ genius when he is dreaming….
-Akira Kurosawa, Japanese Film Director
Happiness consists of 🉐getting🉐 enough 🌗sleep🌗. Just that, nothing ➕more➕….
-Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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The 👌best👌 bridge🌉 between despair and 🙏hope 🙏 is a🅰️🅰️ good📈 night’s sleep 🌚….
-E. Joseph Cossman, Entrepreneur and Author
Never under any circumstances take 🅰️a🅰️ sleeping🌖 💊pill💊 and 🅰️a🅰️ laxative on🔛 the same night🔞…
-Dave Barry
The amount of sleep 🌜 required by the average 👦person👦 is 5️⃣five5️⃣ minutes ➕more➕….
-Wilson Mizener
Sleep is my lover 😘😘 now, my forgetting, my opiate, my oblivion…
-Audrey Niffenegger
I love💖💖 you, in that place 🏆 between coffee☕️ and 🌖sleep🌖…
-Atticus, The Dark Between Stars
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I 🚶walked🚶 with you, once🔂 upon 🅰️a 🅰️ dream…
-Anne Rice and Charles Perrault, Sleeping Beauty
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Goodnight — may you fall🎃 asleep in the arms💪💪 of a🅰️ dream, 🆘so🆘 beautiful, you’ll cry😢😢 when you awake…
-.Michael Faudet, Author
No civilized person 👱 goes to bed🅱️ the same day he gets🉐 up🔝….
-Richard Harding Davis
Three meals ➕plus ➕➕ bedtime make four 4️⃣ sure blessings each day….
-Mason Cooley, American Aphorist
Sleep is the 👌best 👌👌 meditation…
-Dalai Lama
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True 📴silence📴 is the 😪rest😪 of the mind, and is to the spirit what 😦 sleep🌙 is to the body👅, nourishment and refreshment….
-William Penn, Politician
Mother’s arms 💪 are made of tenderness, and sweet🍩 😴sleep 😴 blesses the child👶 who lies within….
-Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
When my baby👼👼 is 💤sleeping💤 that’s when I 🤔think🤔, ‘Wow. I made that….
-Maria Jose Ovalle, Content Creator
People who say they sleep🌑 💗like💗 🅰️a 🅰️ baby 🐣 usually don’t have 🈶 one1️⃣1️⃣…
-Leo J. Burke
Little boys 🙇 should never be put to sleep🌝🌝. They always ⏰wake⏰ up🔺 🅰️a 🅰️ day older 👴…
-J. M. Barrie, Peter Pan
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Happiness is a🅰️ 🌔sleeping🌔 baby🐥…
Before you sleep 🌔🌔, 📕read📕 something that is exquisite, and worth remembering….
-Desiderius Erasmus, Dutch Philosopher
When you ⏰wake⏰ up☝️ with a🅰️ song stuck in your head🗣, it🇮🇹 means😏😏 an angel👼 sang you to sleep🌛….
-Denise Baer, Author
My mother👪 told me to follow my dreams, 🆘so🆘 I took a 🅰️ 😪nap😪😪…
Laugh and the whole world🌏 laughs 😄 with you, snore and you sleep🌒 alone…
-Anthony Burgess
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They call📲 it 🇮🇹 the American Dream because you have🈶 to be asleep to believe 🇮🇹it🇮🇹….
-George Carlin
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The nicest thing for me is 🌚sleep🌚. Then at least I can dream….
-Marilyn Monroe, American Actress
A well-spent😵 day brings happy😹 sleep 🌕…
-Leonardo da Vinci, Italian Polymath
We are such stuff as🅰️ dreams are made on🔛…
-William Shakespeare,
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When you lie ⏬down ⏬, you will not be afraid. Your 🌒sleep🌒 will be sweet🍪….
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There is 🅰️a 🅰️ 🕓time 🕓 for many words🆘, and there is also a🅰️ time🕞 for sleep🌝…
-Homer, Author
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Some people👫 talk🗨 in their 🌝sleep 🌝. Lecturers 🗨talk🗨 while other people👥 sleep🌛…
-Albert Camus
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I’m going to bed” really means 😏 “I’m going to lie in my bed 🛏 and go on🔛 my phone☎️…
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Early to bed 🛏 and early🕦🕦 to 🌹rise🌹 probably indicates unskilled labor…
-John Ciardi
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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be 🙇sorry🙇 for tomorrow morning🌄, sleep💤 late🕑….
-Henry Youngman
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Many things – such as🅰️ 💗loving 💗, going to sleep🌑, or behaving unaffectedly – are 🔨done🔨 worst 〽️ when we try hardest to do them….
-C. S. Lewis
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A professor is someone who talks 🗨 in someone else’s 🌖sleep🌖….
-W. H. Auden
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Sleep is like👫 a🅰️ cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it🇮🇹🇮🇹….
-Gillian Flynn
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Your future📡 depends on🔛 your dreams, so🆘 go to sleep🛌…
-Mesut Barazany
happy sleep quotes
Man should forget his anger💢 before he lies down⤵️ to 🛏sleep🛏🛏….
-Mahatma Gandhi
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Never under any circumstances take 🅰️a🅰️ sleeping 🌕 pill💊💊 and a🅰️🅰️ laxative on🔛 the same 🔞night🔞🔞….
-Dave Barry
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I 💚love💚 to sleep 😴. Do you? Isn’t it 🇮🇹 great? It really is the best🌟🌟 of both 🌎worlds 🌎. You 🉐get🉐 to be alive and unconscious😵…
-Rita Rudner
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Better to sleep😴 with a🅰️ sober 😭 cannibal than a🅰️ drunk🍺 Christian….
-Herman Melville
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There are two2️⃣2️⃣ types of people👥 in this 🌎world 🌎🌎, good🉑 and bad〽️〽️. The good👍 sleep😪 🆗better🆗, but the 〽️bad〽️ seem to enjoy the ⏰waking⏰⏰ hours much more➕….
-Woody Allen
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The amount of sleep🌗 required by the average person👤 is 5️⃣five5️⃣5️⃣ minutes more➕…
-Wilson Mizener
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No civilized person 👨 goes to bed🛏 the same day he 🉐gets 🉐 ☝️up☝️….
-Richard Harding Davis
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The lion🦁 and the calf shall lie down ⏬ together, but the calf won’t 🉐get🉐🉐 much 🌕sleep🌕.
-Woody Allen
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Once you wake⏰ up🆙 and smell🚭 the coffee☕️, it’s hard to go back⬅️ to sleep🌚….
-Fran Drescher
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A mother’s arms💪 are made of tenderness and 🚼children🚼 😴sleep 😴 soundly🎵🎵 in them….
-Victor Hugo
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It is a 🅰️ common experience that a 🅰️ problem⚠️ difficult at night🌜 is resolved in the morning 🌅 after the committee of sleep🌒🌒 🈶has🈶 worked💼💼 on 🔛 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹….
-John Steinbeck
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If you were not to set 📐 an alarm ⏰⏰ clock⏱, would you sleep🌚 past it 🇮🇹? If the answer✅ is 🆗yes🆗, then there is clearly more➕ sleep🌖🌖 that is needed….
-Matthew Walker
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No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked👀 🆘so🆘 good…she took long naps 😪, never got🉐 old👵, and didn’t have🈶 to do anything but snore to get🉐🉐 her Prince Charming…. – Olive Green
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In the morning🌅 you beg to 🌕sleep🌕 ➕more➕, in the afternoon 🔅 you are dying☠☠ to sleep🌑🌑, and at night🌝 you refuse to sleep🌙….
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Why do they call📲 it🇮🇹🇮🇹 beauty💅 sleep🌗 when you wake⏰ up🔝 looking 👀👀 terrible…
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Even a 🅰️ soul submerged in sleep🌑 is hard at work💼 and helps 🆘 make something of the 🌐world 🌐🌐….
-Heraclitus, Greek Philosopher
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The lion🦁🦁 and the calf shall lie down🔻 together, but the calf won’t 🉐get🉐 much sleep🌘….
-Woody Allen
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I love 💕 🌝sleep🌝. My life 🈶has🈶 the tendency to fall🍁 apart when I’m awake, you know…
-Ernest Hemingway
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I like👬 to embrace natural beauty 💇. I try to 🉐get 🉐 at least 8 8️⃣ hours of sleep💤, 🍶drinking🍶 🅰️a 🅰️🅰️ lot of water🚱 and exercising 🚲….
-Tia Mowry
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Just 🔂once🔂 I’d like 💗💗 to wake⏰⏰ up🔝, turn on🔛 the news🗞🗞, and hear🙉 “Monday has🈶 been cancelled,” and then go back🔙🔙 to 🌘sleep🌘….
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I was gonna take over the world🗺 today but I overslept. Postponed, again…
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I believe there should be a🅰️🅰️ 👌better👌👌 way↕️ to start🆕 each day… instead of waking⏰ up🔝 every morning 🌄….
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Don’t ⏰wake⏰ me 🔝up🔝🔝! I’m studying📝….
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I’m 🅰️a 🅰️ person👱👱 who wants to do a🅰️ lot of things trapped in the 👁body👁 of a🅰️🅰️ person 👫 who wants to sleep🛏 a🅰️ lot….
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I tried counting 🐑sheep🐑 🆘so🆘🆘 I can 🎃fall🎃 asleep but that got🉐 😒boring 😒, so🆘 I started🆕 💬talking💬 to the shepherd instead…
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There is ❌no❌ 🌄sunrise🌄 so🆘 beautiful that 🇮🇹it 🇮🇹 is worth ⏰waking⏰ me up 🆙 to see👀👀 it🇮🇹…
-.Mindy Kaling
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Early to rise🌹, 🕥early🕥 to 🅱️bed🅱️, makes a🅰️🅰️ man🏃 healthy, wealthy, and ☠dead☠☠….
-James Thurber
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Me and my 🅱️bed🅱️ are perfect 💯 for each other, but my alarm⏰ clock⏰ keeps trying to 💔break💔 us🇺🇸 up 🔺…..
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When I’m at 🏢work🏢 I can 🌠fall🌠 asleep instantly, but when I’m in my bed🅱️ I can hardly fall🎃 asleep….
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Don’t give ☝️up ☝️ on 🔛 your dreams so🆘 soon🔜, sleep 🌛🌛 longer….
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I lost my teddy bear🐨, can I sleep 💤 with you… ??
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My daily routine….
Morning: Feeling 😴tired 😴, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a🅰️ 😪nap😪.
Night: I can’t sleep🌒….
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People who can fall🌠🌠 asleep quickly freak me out… I mean😏, don’t they have🈶 💭thoughts💭…
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Some people 👬 can’t sleep💤 because they have🈶 insomnia. I can’t 😴sleep😴😴 because I have🈶 Internet….
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Anything seems possible at 🌛night🌛 when the rest 😪 of the world 🌐 has🈶🈶 gone to sleep💤….David Almond, British Author
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I’m so🆘 good✨ at sleeping 🛌 that I can do it🇮🇹 with my eyes😍 closed📕📕….
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The future📡 is 🔹shaped 🔹 by your dreams, 🆘so🆘 ✋stop ✋ wasting time🕑🕑 and go to sleep🌝🌝…
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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it 🇮🇹🇮🇹 was 🅰️a🅰️ good 🉑 morning 🌄, I’d still be asleep…
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Me: We need to fall🎃🎃 asleep. Brain: No, let’s stay awake and think🤔 about every decision we made today….
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I want to 🌔sleep 🌔 but my brain won’t 🚏stop🚏 talking🗨🗨 to itself….
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I wish 🙏 I was 🅰️a🅰️ kid again so🆘 everyone would be proud😤 of me for taking 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ long 😪nap 😪….
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He’s 🆘so🆘🆘 lazy that if there were work🏢 in 🛏bed🛏, he would rather 🌘sleep🌘 🔛on🔛 the floor….
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I’m off📴 to ♣️club♣️ bed🅱️, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky….
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You can go to 🛏bed🛏 without fear; you will lie down 🔽 and 💤sleep💤 🎤soundly 🎤….
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I can’t sleep 😪 🉑good 🉑 when I know the food🍡 is feeling cold❄️❄️ in the fridge….
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I finally got🉐🉐 8🕣 hours of 🌛sleep🌛. Took me 4️⃣four4️⃣ days, but whatever….
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